So since I'm an addictions counselor, I'm specially trained to diagnose addiction. Here are some signs and symptoms that MIGHT indicate you're addicted to TSQ. The symptoms are listed in no particular order.
You reference it while commenting on other NKAFF stories.
You find yourself contemplating a new favorite New Kid for the first time in twenty-two years.
You giggle while looking at pictures of spiral staircases.
Shopping in the Disney Store is a form of foreplay in your book.
You giggle audibly whenever someone on your Twitter timeline asks “What’s TSQ?”
You do dramatic readings of TSQ with your friends. Yeah, you know who you ahhh.
You know when I’m talking about playing with Barrett I’m not talking about Barrett McIntyre and this excites you.
You would totally move to Caliutah if given the chance
You’ve made a TSQ related t-shirt…or several
You find yourself more knowledgeable about dead languages and the Krishna culture than you ever imagined possible. And you like it.
You keep a spreadsheet or other notes for trying to figure out the order to The Order.
You’ve actually figured out the order to the Order.
You’ve contemplated getting an Order tattoo
Got any other symptoms? Add them as comments. :)